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johnbrownfunclubofficial:

mr-ticky:

hootenanie:

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s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936

This is a really poignant illustration of the seductive nature of glorifying war but that is a LOOK and she is SERVING it

I’ve seen Death depicted as a card dealer or other sort of gambler, a guy in a suit, a farmer, a robed apparition, and any other number of things, but this? This has to be the best Death I’ve seen yet. An old seductress saying “hey kid, don’t you wanna die in a trench for a government that doesn’t give a fuck about you, just like your dear old dad?” This goes hard as fuck.

froody:

honey, I was thinking that we could spice things up in the bedroom by turning the heat off and pretending to be gold prospectors in the Yukon during winter who have to have sex to avoid freezing to death. how does that sound, babe?

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evergreen-femme:

‘why are you 30 years old and still trying to have fun with your life instead of being a soulless cog in the machine’ fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

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metfell:

metfell:

Has a worm ever gotten struck by lightning

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notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat:

xignis:

lipid:

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i bet none of you were ready to see this image in HD

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sgt-celestial:

ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint

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vvamolian:

ghibli movies are so cleansing, you watch one and then you get this sudden rush of motivation to bake something, or go for a walk, or make a significant change in your life.

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woobifytonysoprano-deactivated2:

we diagnose you with a creeping sense of alienation forever. incurable

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